last night i had an awful dream that my mom hired this guy named agent sloan to do this education program that would make me not lazy. it was like a class at 8 every morning.
so this sloan guy (i didn't know his name, i just called him sloan after a dude on ds9 cause that's what he looked like) came to my house and was telling me all about this education thing and aj had to do one too and he was fine with it but i wasn't. i called this sloan guy an elitist jerk and a tool and he pulled out a gun and pretended to shoot me, but it was a fake gun. he was a cop and he was like "you better not talk to me that way again son".
so i was like on the ground cowering and he was about to leave and he turned around and pulled out the gun and shot me three times in the side, twice in the stomach, three more times in the side, and once in the shoulder because i must have hurt his ego. but anyway i passed out from the pain immediately and i woke up at home the next day and i had been taken to the hospital and they fixed me.
so i was talking to my mom about it and she STILL wanted me to do the education program and i was like NO! and i asked her where this sloan guy was and that i was going to tear him apart and she said she didn't know, it was like he never existed.
anyway that was it. it was crazy scary, especially when i got shot.
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